A Night With [out] AOL - Introduction

Introduction:
I went to my mothers this weekend.
I moved out of there last weekend.
And took everything.
Including the wireless internet.
I very recently read Crank .
And just purchased the sequal, Glass. (which does not have it's own wiki page, yet)
So don't mind the format.
I was bored.
It's long.
And will be updated in intervals.