A Strangers Dictionary

If you send this to 37,197 people in the next 4 minutes, the following things will happen by next week: A strait guy will go gay, a girl will star in her first porno, a fat guy will eat mayonnaise, 216,293,239 games of 'Halo 2' will be played, a can of Pepsi will be squished, and Jewish man will accept Christ, and one man will join the Nazi Party and get a free Swastika. However, if you choose not to send this, then some major shit will go down. You will wake up to a fat German guy peeing on you. Then, said German guy will rape your dead corpse while your soul has to watch, then mid-fuck, you will have to go back into your body. Also I will rip you vertebrae out through your mouth and ride you like a horse.