--news!

the people on the new show 'are you smarter then a 5th grader' are complete idiots and the one girl is a fucking tartty tard. in other news, the discovery channel people have found jesus' tomb and proved a lot of christian shit to be wrong.. all i have to say about that is.. 'HA!'

If you send this to 37,197 people in the next 4 minutes, the following things will happen by next week: A strait guy will go gay, a girl will star in her first porno, a fat guy will eat mayonnaise, 216,293,239 games of 'Halo 2' will be played, a can of Pepsi will be squished, and Jewish man will accept Christ, and one man will join the Nazi Party and get a free Swastika. However, if you choose not to send this, then some major shit will go down. You will wake up to a fat German guy peeing on you. Then, said German guy will rape your dead corpse while your soul has to watch, then mid-fuck, you will have to go back into your body. Also I will rip you vertebrae out through your mouth and ride you like a horse.

Math Time!

Q.
Jim has $9.41, and he needs to buy 10 apples, which are $1.64 per pound. Can you determine how much money he will have left after he buys the apples?




A.
No, you can't. You'd need to know how much each apple weighs in order solve this problem. Also, Jim needs to buy other stuff, like toilet paper and cat food, and we didn't tell you how much those items cost.

[she's on to us]

After attending a Star Wars convention, the phrase 'swimming in a sea of virgins', becomes much less appealing.

A long time ago, a great man once said, "I promise a chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage."

Now, years later, we have shortened it to, "chicks, pot, and cars."

Audiences everywhere are being blown away.

To the demise of many grade three children...
2+2≠22

I made up the equation, so I already knew the answer. I solved it anyway.

A Strangers Destiny

thats what this blog is called... incase you didnt know

Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water begged for bread after as little as 2 days

Reno 911 Miami looks like a good movie...







So does the astronaut farmer

"I do not want Will lighting his pubes on fire in my house, anymore" - Tammie Russell

Be right back, I'm going to go have a shower

its almost un-"limited"

Hedley sucks.