hdtv

i got a zelda special edition ds for christmas that came with phantom hourglass
phantom hourglass sucks ass
i also got $400
i now have $30 and a 19" LCD HDTV
shblam

i only have about 10 minutes left.

if you have yet to see the we will rock you musical. i recommend you go purchase tickets RIGHT NOW!
it was indescribably amazing.

buddy your a boy making big noise

i'm in toronto.
my girlfriends dad had to go for a meeting, and they got a free hotel room.
my dad gave me the child tax credit so i got all my xmas shopping done.
the eaton centre rules.
i'm on a 6km wide wireless network right now.
it was like 10$ for 24 hours.
rad.
i went to the apple store.
it was rad.
rad.
we /might/ get to go see the we will rock you musical tonight.
i sure hope we do.
that would be awesome.
i love my mac.
there are many others like it.
but this one is mine.

also:

"I Pledge Allegiance, to the Finder, in my OS, on my Mac. And to Apple. For Which it Stands. One Company, Under Jobs. Indivisible. With iLife and Aqua for All.

peace fuckerz.

a theory for the books.

i have created a new theory, still need to work on it a bit, but here it is.

the universe is expanding at such a rate that it is developing matter unnecessarily. i believe that everything in the universe regenerates and re-creates itself once every 1/100th of a second, at a rate that is unnoticeable. it is the only way the objects find their way through time without combusting.

calfornia here we come.

i'm at my mothers. on a winbox. i should have the internet back monday, with leopard screenshots.
i hope to get super mario galaxies soon, and also a DS with the new super mario bros. game.
i've been playing super mario world.
god dammit i love mario.
i just got the new harry potter game.
the text is absolutely tiny. which leads me to believe i need a larger tv.

haha! leopard.

leopard comes out today. and me. being awesome pre-ordered! haha!
i would totally post screenshots when i got it. but I DON'T HAVE THE INTERNET >_< HAHAHA!
i'm evil, and also crazy. :)

i used the internet, to connect to the world. i shared my opinions, values, and beliefs. they said 'lol'. now what?

douglas adams is amazing.

'...it was a blinding noise, and a deafening redness.'

'best' is just a nice way of saying 'sucks the least'

I used to think we were all in this together. But now I know, now I understand. The server is down. The network is gone. We are alone.

i'm calibrating my battery

beloved victorious goddesses
JOIN SOLEMNLY, FEARLESSLY!

i'm about to reset the pram on my macbook

i'm a little bit handicapped
and a little bit rock and roll

take it to heart.

"Courtesy of your friendly neighbourhood spiderman"
is written on my hand.
and there is a bum drawn beside it.

new xkcd

i'm just awake waiting for the new xkcd comic
www.xkcd.com
in like 2 minutes it will be there.
it will!

i made a comic today about mr.WIlly Wonka and is was rad.
RAD!

SCREENSHOT!





BAM!
that's what my desktop looks like
if you'lll notice, the time is 11:59pm
which means it's now midnight!
XKCD!

Ford Racing 2

SUCKS!!

i just loaded a demo onto my macbook. and it was a POS

not worth the 20 minutes i spent downloading it. AT ALL!


now trauma center: second opinion!
THAT! is a kick ass game.
pt let me borrow it.
and man is it awesome.
go play it!
i was all "i'm playin' zelda"
then pt was all "here's a different game"
and now i'm all "i'm playing trauma center"
and it's hXc

lets get the baby high

lol

the dead milkmen

FUCK!

it's been over a month since i last posted! HOLY FUCK SHIT!
it's 6 am i woke up at 3pm yesterday, and have yet to sleep.

>.<

well.. UPDATES
i own a wii

nothing else is important!

>.<

holy shit cakes!

WE ARE THE MUSIC MAKERS, AND WE ARE THE DREAMERS OF THE DREAMS.

i am wearing sunglasses.

also, today is my birthday. and i want a wii.

my brothers hampster: the fucking ninja

facebook uses ajax...

i had to click 'cancel my account' 3 times, than open an email, and click 'cancel my account once more. (you can click that image.) :P

é

i just played pokémon blue and listened to frank sinatra for an hour and 14 minutes.

there is no 'i' in team.

but there is one in 'microsoft'.

firefox

do i need a better reason to love it?

note to self

i miss you terribly

this is what

we call a tragedy

oh, mac pro.

i want you.

eagles fly, as she walks by

i'm doing a presentation on java tomorrow
i finished the da vinci code today
i did your mom last night



always trace your steps backwards.

Dear, Garrett Bingham...

I don't like you.

Actually...

Nothing does exist, and it has zippers.

lmao!

just thought they would let you know, this is one of the pieces of hardware that DOES work for Vista ;P


fuck vista! fuck it right where your graphics card used to be.. you know.. before you got vista.



/user/mac/a.ami
(i am a mac user)

FUCK WINDOWS!

i want pikachu. and this time, don't screw it up

i have posted this month more then any other month.

pi, phi, sqrt 2

Click Here to see Pi, Phi, and the Square Root of 2 to a lot of decimal places.

she's going to catch you, whether or not you're ready.

it's too late, you already don't know what i'm talking about.

omg a real post!

yesterday, i woke up at around 6:30 (note that i normally don't wake up until about 8). i got to sit on a bus for like 3 hours to toronto. we stopped at yorkdale. i went to the apple store, which is fucking beautiful! and EB. there was some good games there, but we decided to see what the eaton centre had, since we were going back to yorkdale. i got a ham and swiss sandwich from arby's. we got on a subway and headed downtown. we then went to MEC (Mountain Equipment Coop) where we spend around and hour or two. MEC was really boring and i hated it. we THEN walked to the eaton centre, at the eaton centre we (meaning just me and matt now) went to games workshop, eb, the apple store, food places, the disney store, and indigo. at games workshop was mainly just warhammer. i purchased a novel there. while in eb, we found nothing of interest, and decided to wait till we got back to yorkdale. in the disney store i bought myself a little stitch doll and my mother a pooh bear and tigger doll... i was going to get a jack sparrow (johnny depp) pillow, but matt stopped me.... stupid matt. in the indigo store i got a book that has all of the peanuts comics from 1963-64. it's pretty cool. it has linus on the cover. when we went to the apple store, it was just as beautiful as the first one. with lines of macbooks in the centre, and rows of imacs along the wall, there was no way not to love it, i got a case lined with fur for my macbook. it has a neat big pocket in the front. i put my most recent edition of MacWorld in it. we went down to the subway station, got our tokens, then learned the subway was down. we walked across the street to see if it was also down. it was. we then walked to a park and called our bus driver. it was about 6-7 ish when he showed up. we headed home, not going to yorkdale.. meaning no game for my :( but on the way home, we stopped at harveys and i got a hot dog, yum!

I am sitting here in pajama pants and no shirt typing this. as it is really hot. my back is disgusting. tonight i get to go to a dance in madoc.. wewt! don't expect another post like this for a long time.

here is a picture of everything i bought.

click here for your free* ipod shuffle!

i am fucking ecstatic

fucking right!

google

you don't even need to use google to google something anymore....

boobies.

it's all we can do.

acquired: Windows PC
initiate: Gaming
game of choice: StarCraft

incase you care.

the song played in v for vendetta while the big ben and parliament were being blown up is called the 1812 overture by Tchaikovski. the version in the movie is performed by the trans siberian orchestra and is much shorter then the 17 minute original. cutting it to almost 4 minutes.

i don't want to listen to you, fallout boy. go away.

Bruno, the Forceful.

when i grow up, i want to be an element of R, you know, just like x is.

lol.

underwear.

Functions.

this is my second favourite.

3 INCHES OF NERD is by far my favourite article of all time.

i don't think alphabets actually come with all the letters.

Enter Here.

"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year."
--The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

Made on a Mac.

The War of the Worlds - the script. Page 1 of 17

I'm not even kidding, click it, and it enlarges.
But seriously, they are a multi-billion $ company.

i just watched Old School.

seriously, i did.

you would need to build your own browser...

i burned my tongue.

honestly. i don't get it. at all.

i felt like 'blogging' but i didn't know what to say

it was a very 'literal' translation

You think that I am funny, because I make you laugh.
I think that you are funny, because it looks like you got hit in the face with a shovel.

this blog

is useless and unoriginal

like a venus fly trap

- SmarterChild says: (11:53:33 PM)
I don't like emo music at all! It's one of my least favorite music genres!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe emo music? It is...

[n00b.] says: (11:54:08 PM)
awesome

- SmarterChild says: (11:54:08 PM)
No way. Emo music is way uncool.



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('[n00b.]' would be me; if you don't know what smarter child is, add it: smarterchild@hotmail.com)

You remember that day as the first, and I remember it as the last... it's funny how we were both wrong.

Judgment... [no comment] a spark* .a being received from a conversation. Watch the sun.

Duck Hunt

...and hitler takes a flaming chair to the spine in what will go down in history as one of wrestlemania's greatest moments

its an "external" disc drive

An entire video.. made with.. iSight, and iMovie..

yea.. no

apperently, comics that make fun of jewish people arn't appropriate... it was nothing anti-semetic... hell.. family guy went farthe- ... ... nvm

normal search

'you know why they said 15? 15 is the right answer'

-JEff FOxworthy
-'ARe YOu SMarter THen A FIfth GRader?'

--news!

the people on the new show 'are you smarter then a 5th grader' are complete idiots and the one girl is a fucking tartty tard. in other news, the discovery channel people have found jesus' tomb and proved a lot of christian shit to be wrong.. all i have to say about that is.. 'HA!'

If you send this to 37,197 people in the next 4 minutes, the following things will happen by next week: A strait guy will go gay, a girl will star in her first porno, a fat guy will eat mayonnaise, 216,293,239 games of 'Halo 2' will be played, a can of Pepsi will be squished, and Jewish man will accept Christ, and one man will join the Nazi Party and get a free Swastika. However, if you choose not to send this, then some major shit will go down. You will wake up to a fat German guy peeing on you. Then, said German guy will rape your dead corpse while your soul has to watch, then mid-fuck, you will have to go back into your body. Also I will rip you vertebrae out through your mouth and ride you like a horse.

Math Time!

Q.
Jim has $9.41, and he needs to buy 10 apples, which are $1.64 per pound. Can you determine how much money he will have left after he buys the apples?




A.
No, you can't. You'd need to know how much each apple weighs in order solve this problem. Also, Jim needs to buy other stuff, like toilet paper and cat food, and we didn't tell you how much those items cost.

[she's on to us]

After attending a Star Wars convention, the phrase 'swimming in a sea of virgins', becomes much less appealing.

A long time ago, a great man once said, "I promise a chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage."

Now, years later, we have shortened it to, "chicks, pot, and cars."

Audiences everywhere are being blown away.

To the demise of many grade three children...
2+2≠22

I made up the equation, so I already knew the answer. I solved it anyway.

A Strangers Destiny

thats what this blog is called... incase you didnt know

Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water begged for bread after as little as 2 days

Reno 911 Miami looks like a good movie...







So does the astronaut farmer

"I do not want Will lighting his pubes on fire in my house, anymore" - Tammie Russell

Be right back, I'm going to go have a shower

its almost un-"limited"

Hedley sucks.

Things to do with a broken iPod

We had a broken iPod and we looked up what to do with one and all the solutions would only work if your ipod wasn't completely broken, but ours was so:
1. Use it to damage somebodies skull
2. Take the screen out and turn it around and it becomes a fashionable portable mirror
3. Yea, thats about it

dont forget, 'fan' is short for 'fanatic'

-'little timmy?'
-"uh, dont call me little, i am 23"
-'you have a very special visitor at the hospital, today'
-"oh yea? who?"
-'it's your favourite musician'
-"monkey mike and funky bunch come here?"
-'even better, its MC FRONTALOT'
-"i don't know who the hell that is"

-Gonna be your Man - MC Frontalot

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sometimes it is a good Thing to not remember last Night

My mom helped my do this survey thing and it said I was a winter

I walk inside. It is fairly empty, except for her. I walk up to her and we talk. My glance slowly leans towards the window. Outside, people busy with there lives below an empty skyline. I start to think 'who are they', 'where are they going', 'where did they come from'. My eyes snap back to her as she says, "would you like fries with that?". I just smile and say, "yes, please."

Everybody has an iPod

I don't have an iPod. Everyone has an iPod. Except me, I have a PSP. And Tycho (www.penny-arcade.com), he has a Zune!

Valentines day is comming! Shit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again this year.

I got my MacBook! YAY! I got it last night and it fucking rules, except the msn. The Mac Msn sucks balls! its like.. the one that comes with windows.. with custom emoticons, a pm(that doesnt save when you sign off) and d/ps... so i of course was not going to just take this! what did i do?! i complained to microsoft :D lolz

-

i feel like i've been stalking a 12 year old girl for the last hour.

Done spellchecking

Heaven's not a place that you go when you die. It's that moment in life when you touch the edge and truly feel alive.

Lets go boi!

ok.... i read the macbook thing wrong.. im getting it a little later than 8 days
sometime between Jan 22-26
i cant friggen wait!
my psp is so cool.. psps in general are cool...
hellz yea.. ive been playing too much project 8.. but LETS SEE YOU DO THAT iPod!
BeotCH

FUN!

I'm getting a MacBook in up to 8 days! HOW FUCKING COOL! I ordered it today, I also got hired to create a logo and some stuff for a business called Vision 9. How SWEET! I am SO happy, I haven't made a comic lately but... I don't care because I am getting a MacBook. My current computer has not CAPS lock button and the disc drive is held shut with duct tape. Actually right now, the disk drive is sitting on the other side of my room held shut with duct tape, with more duct tape over where it was. As for my CAPS lock... they are just a nuisance...

I Don't Think We Can Be Friends Anymore...

I didn't know you were Jewish when I started this friendship.

Fabulous Prizes

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iii got the internet... on my PSP! (that was sung)(i sang it)
PLUS! i made another COMIC.. about SUPERMAN!... read it...no CLICK ON IT THEN READ IT AHAHAHAHA

ahaha.. superman...
...yea...

Currently in: Texas

Ok, so there I was in Cuba. Standing in the airport. When this monkey came up and grabbed my backpack before I could. So I chased him out into the street where I grabbed a taxi which chased the monkey for about 20 miles where the monkey went into the woods. So I chased the monkey through the woods until I caught him, when I realised there was actually about 200 monkies.

The monkies had built an entire colony of which I was shortly a part of. So since I was pretty comfortable with the monkies, and they had given me back my backpack, I explained to them my situation. They said they didn't know what to do, and sent me to a Gypsy. Now the Gypsy couldn't tell my fortune, but she did seel me some cheap plane tickets.

So I was on the plane when it started to shake. I grabbed a parachute and my new "pet" monkey and jumped out of the plane. We landed on the airports tarmat in Texas and watched out plane land. After which we left on our journey. Our journey home.

The Easy Button

This was a commercial for Staples... and their fucking easy button.:

person1"wheres my easy button?"
person2"you can use mine..."
person1"use your easy button to find my easy button?"
person3"wont that like.. tear a hole in the universe?"
person2"whats the worst that could happen"
person1*referencing to person 3*"THATS the worst that could happpen"

so i made a comic, the 5th frame is messed up because it didnt copy right.

seriously... click it, and it opens and you can read it better

I like bacon.

It's good.

OKAY! NEW YEARS COMIC!

Ok, I went, and had a pop, so I'm less tired and stop talking about dumb stuff, and made a new years comic .

Again, if its too small just click it andd it will get bigger.
HAPPY NEW YEARS DAY!

Define 'News Years'

It is 2007 A.C.
The error within that is that 'A.C.' stands for After Christ. In which case, anytime before 1 A.C. was B.C. (Before Christ) So due to the fact that the time Jesus Christ was alive actually happened A.C. must define after Christ was born. But according to Christianity, Jesus Christ was born on December 25th. Hence The Mass of Christ or Christmas. But if A.C. is After Christ was born, and the new years starts on Janurary 1st, there are 6 days in which never happened (Dec 26th - 31st). And even so, if A.C. accounts to after the time of which Christ died. According to Christianity, Christ died on Easter which also leaves more then a couple months Although Easter is on a different day every year (in a cycle of roughly 7-8 years, depending on Leap Years). So what is it that defines a "New Year". And why are we celebrating it?

I'm sorry.
I am tired, I got a total of 3 1/2 hours of sleep last night.