kids wanna have fun at ontario place.

i've never been to ontario place.
it's for children.
i guess it's too late for me now.


i'm 18 today.

i bought porn and scratch tickets.

i am gôte.

at least when omegle.com drops your connection...
it tells you in a pretty awesome way.

There is no greater joy in the world of the sith, than being betrayed by your apprentice.

I think it's time for a new banner. Mostly because of the name change.

Cellphones, cheese, and rock and roll.

I believe in the oxford comma.
Help it survive.
Help it thrive.