Things to do with a broken iPod

We had a broken iPod and we looked up what to do with one and all the solutions would only work if your ipod wasn't completely broken, but ours was so:
1. Use it to damage somebodies skull
2. Take the screen out and turn it around and it becomes a fashionable portable mirror
3. Yea, thats about it

dont forget, 'fan' is short for 'fanatic'

-'little timmy?'
-"uh, dont call me little, i am 23"
-'you have a very special visitor at the hospital, today'
-"oh yea? who?"
-'it's your favourite musician'
-"monkey mike and funky bunch come here?"
-'even better, its MC FRONTALOT'
-"i don't know who the hell that is"

-Gonna be your Man - MC Frontalot

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sometimes it is a good Thing to not remember last Night

My mom helped my do this survey thing and it said I was a winter

I walk inside. It is fairly empty, except for her. I walk up to her and we talk. My glance slowly leans towards the window. Outside, people busy with there lives below an empty skyline. I start to think 'who are they', 'where are they going', 'where did they come from'. My eyes snap back to her as she says, "would you like fries with that?". I just smile and say, "yes, please."

Everybody has an iPod

I don't have an iPod. Everyone has an iPod. Except me, I have a PSP. And Tycho (www.penny-arcade.com), he has a Zune!

Valentines day is comming! Shit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again this year.

I got my MacBook! YAY! I got it last night and it fucking rules, except the msn. The Mac Msn sucks balls! its like.. the one that comes with windows.. with custom emoticons, a pm(that doesnt save when you sign off) and d/ps... so i of course was not going to just take this! what did i do?! i complained to microsoft :D lolz

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i feel like i've been stalking a 12 year old girl for the last hour.

Done spellchecking

Heaven's not a place that you go when you die. It's that moment in life when you touch the edge and truly feel alive.

Lets go boi!

ok.... i read the macbook thing wrong.. im getting it a little later than 8 days
sometime between Jan 22-26
i cant friggen wait!
my psp is so cool.. psps in general are cool...
hellz yea.. ive been playing too much project 8.. but LETS SEE YOU DO THAT iPod!
BeotCH

FUN!

I'm getting a MacBook in up to 8 days! HOW FUCKING COOL! I ordered it today, I also got hired to create a logo and some stuff for a business called Vision 9. How SWEET! I am SO happy, I haven't made a comic lately but... I don't care because I am getting a MacBook. My current computer has not CAPS lock button and the disc drive is held shut with duct tape. Actually right now, the disk drive is sitting on the other side of my room held shut with duct tape, with more duct tape over where it was. As for my CAPS lock... they are just a nuisance...

I Don't Think We Can Be Friends Anymore...

I didn't know you were Jewish when I started this friendship.

Fabulous Prizes

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iii got the internet... on my PSP! (that was sung)(i sang it)
PLUS! i made another COMIC.. about SUPERMAN!... read it...no CLICK ON IT THEN READ IT AHAHAHAHA

ahaha.. superman...
...yea...

Currently in: Texas

Ok, so there I was in Cuba. Standing in the airport. When this monkey came up and grabbed my backpack before I could. So I chased him out into the street where I grabbed a taxi which chased the monkey for about 20 miles where the monkey went into the woods. So I chased the monkey through the woods until I caught him, when I realised there was actually about 200 monkies.

The monkies had built an entire colony of which I was shortly a part of. So since I was pretty comfortable with the monkies, and they had given me back my backpack, I explained to them my situation. They said they didn't know what to do, and sent me to a Gypsy. Now the Gypsy couldn't tell my fortune, but she did seel me some cheap plane tickets.

So I was on the plane when it started to shake. I grabbed a parachute and my new "pet" monkey and jumped out of the plane. We landed on the airports tarmat in Texas and watched out plane land. After which we left on our journey. Our journey home.

The Easy Button

This was a commercial for Staples... and their fucking easy button.:

person1"wheres my easy button?"
person2"you can use mine..."
person1"use your easy button to find my easy button?"
person3"wont that like.. tear a hole in the universe?"
person2"whats the worst that could happen"
person1*referencing to person 3*"THATS the worst that could happpen"

so i made a comic, the 5th frame is messed up because it didnt copy right.

seriously... click it, and it opens and you can read it better

I like bacon.

It's good.

OKAY! NEW YEARS COMIC!

Ok, I went, and had a pop, so I'm less tired and stop talking about dumb stuff, and made a new years comic .

Again, if its too small just click it andd it will get bigger.
HAPPY NEW YEARS DAY!

Define 'News Years'

It is 2007 A.C.
The error within that is that 'A.C.' stands for After Christ. In which case, anytime before 1 A.C. was B.C. (Before Christ) So due to the fact that the time Jesus Christ was alive actually happened A.C. must define after Christ was born. But according to Christianity, Jesus Christ was born on December 25th. Hence The Mass of Christ or Christmas. But if A.C. is After Christ was born, and the new years starts on Janurary 1st, there are 6 days in which never happened (Dec 26th - 31st). And even so, if A.C. accounts to after the time of which Christ died. According to Christianity, Christ died on Easter which also leaves more then a couple months Although Easter is on a different day every year (in a cycle of roughly 7-8 years, depending on Leap Years). So what is it that defines a "New Year". And why are we celebrating it?

I'm sorry.
I am tired, I got a total of 3 1/2 hours of sleep last night.