Never Underestimate the Power of a Carefully Calculated Ass-Kicking

Be warned - this is not a mere battle of brawn. In this world, war must be waged with a wary hand. Journey from land to land, battle to battle as you deftly command your army of demons, centaurs and dragons. Exploit their strengths. Mind their weaknesses. Slash, claw and slay your way to power - and if you must, unleash your wrath. Cast magic spells. Pit darkness against light. Bend fire, wind and water to your will. And ultimately dominate the world.

New layout

i changed my layout after a made a banner, i didnt like seeing where the white of the picture stopped and the background began so i changed it to a white i like noodles :)
i also made a pretty little picutre for the side area place. :D
umm.. KAYLA VIETH HAS A WEIRD OBBSESION WITH ADAM SANDLER!
oh yes.. um... this blog is dedicated to will for dedicating a blog to me (Nameless Directive in the cool places) and Chelsea for being the first person to ever comment!

NINJAS!

so umm... this comic.. is um.. based on a true story... yea, i was being chased by an army of ninjas, because um.. i have these.. awesome karate skillz and the uh.. CIA found out.. so um.. yea so umm... click on it, and it opens in a new window, and well you can read it better

so um... im kinda tired.. as that chase pooped me out. um, its almost midnight i went to sleep at 8 this morning and woke up at 4 so.. i want to sleep but im not sleep tired.. just.. tired tired

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'Pants Give You Cancer'

AAPPPEERENTLY... people want to know why that kid called me gay!.. pretty much i told him 'he was a lvl 3 padawan and i was a lvl 74 wizard and he was my bitch' and he called me gay.. so yea dont wear pants, they give you cancer, if anyone else besides my 3 friends are readong this, please comment.. nobody cares about blogs though.

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ITS PETER THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA!.. comic numero UNO!
again.. click it to make it bigger

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

...its 6:14... i am tired... but i made aNOTHER comic! my friend told me a joke.. and i made it into a comic.. the joke he told me was "Two emo kids jump off a building at the same time, who its the ground first? - Society" and I added some!

hey cool! Family Guy is on at 6am!
"Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, cuz he always puts skippy, in my lunch"
s'crazy! i need sleep!
OMG! earlier.. I actually learned something from family guy.. i learned that.. you cant hug your kids with nulcear arms!.. i think that is some good advice.

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ahahahaha... cock

i made another comic! some kid called me gay, so i got the idea to make this!

I think it is pretty gosh darn funny. and AHA! my friend, just told me.. last night mu friend (Josh), was over at my other friends(Jake) and he heard him (josh heard jake) yell out while he was sleeping "Cock!" and i seem to think that is pretty DAMN FUNNY! AHAHAHAHAHAHA.. so here is another comic, if it is too small, just click on it, it will open full size in a new window!

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I Made A Comic!

Check it out! I made a comic! A... webcomic... for the interweb! I dont have a desktop or scanner though... I wish I had a scanner... I would... ya know, scann stuff. Like paper, and pictures, and movies. YEA! like VHS! then I could put them on my PSP, aand watch them ANYWHERE! likee... this sweet Great Animators movie I have.. but its only on VHS... which a scanner i could put it on my PSP!


I am really tired... its.. 4:32 am.. and I am not alseep. and i dont know why. JOSH IS ON THO! HI JOSH! i want to make a banner for this blog. that would be cool!

A Blog

This is a blog... I decided to do this after reading my friends. I have a website, but I am bored with it and trying "new things". So my websites index page currently says "This website is currently busy playing World of Warcraft". Or something similar. So I might bring it back up later, maybe, but I am currently going to use this. If you actually went to my old site, and you want to see my old pictures... I don't care. So... NAH to you! Aaannndd I am just sitting here watching Scary Movie 2... which is WAY better then the new one. (It sucks!) YEA!... ok.. im done. BYE!